Lyrics: Rick Rosenkranz

Music: Jeff Benson Jeff Macris, Rick Rosenkranz

Verse 1

Oh girl we had it good for a wile

You liked me and I liked your smile

There were walks along the beach

Our bodies tangling beneath the sheets

Verse 2

We’d go to parties stay out ’til four

You liked me and your face I adored

I thought you were kidding when you showed me your list

Of things I couldn’t do without meeting your fists

Chorus

Oh I didn’t care you were smart

No I didn’t care you were lazy

The reason I left you babe

Because your crazy

Verse 3

Then came the rages without end

The slaps when I talked to a women friend

The screams that I’m not the perfect man

Can’t you accept that I am who I am

Chorus

Oh I didn’t care you were smart

No I didn’t care you were lazy

The reason I left you babe

Because your crazy

Bridge

I don’t need someone who laughs at all of my jokes

I don’t need someone who gets along with my folks

I don’t care if she complains about the toilet paper

Or the toothpaste tube or the rotten stinkin’ weather

Chorus

Oh a girl can be smart

And a girl can be lazy

All I really want

A girl who’s not crazy

Lyrics: Jeff Benson

Music: Jeff Macris, Jeff Benson

 

Verse 1

A lonely middle aged man

Who had a plan

His job is all he’s got in life

And he lost his wife

 

Pre-chorus

When he took this job he didn’t have a dime

But for her he had plenty of time

 

Chorus

On a work path he never planned to make

A quick decision and now he’s caught in it’s wake

If he leaves it now he’s got a lot at stake

For all this money he cannot take

 

Verse2

He’s over worked and sleep deprived

To get to one more day he must strive

What comes next he does not know

For all his work he wants something to show

 

Pre-chorus

When he took this job he didn’t have a dime

But for her he had plenty of time

 

Chorus

On a work path he never planned to make

A quick decision and now he’s caught in it’s wake

If he leaves it now he’s got a lot at stake

For all this money he cannot take

 

Bridge

More to life than money he believes it now

He wants love back in his life but he doesn’t know how

 

Chorus

On a work path he never planned to make

A quick decision and now he’s caught in it’s wake

If he leaves it now he’s got a lot at stake

For all this money he cannot take

Lyrics: Jeff Benson

Music: Jeff Benson

 

One sock lover

One sock lover

 

Don’t take it off

My foot gets cold

My other sock

Is on the floor

 

One sock lover

One sock lover

 

Reach down there

And pick it up

Bring it over here

And put it on my foot

 

Two sock lover

Two sock lover

 

I like my sock

It brings me luck

It makes me good

When we    

Lyrics: Jeff Benson

Music: Casey McDowell, Jeff Benson, Alan Llave, Jerome O’Neal

Verse 1

I went to see Tina hoping my ex wasn’t there

She was my ex’s roommate for almost a year

We had a nice visit It was ending to soon

I was about to leave my ex walked in the room

Verse 2

She was shocked to see me she walked over to my friend

She shot Tina in the face I thought this is the end

Her eyes looked crazy She turned the gun on me

Help her with the body and she would set me free

(Chorus)

I got framed and I’m doing time doing time doing time (and I been doing time)

She’s a scary one she got me with a gun (she got me with a gun)

I got framed and I’m doing time doing time doing time (and I been doing time)

She got off Scott free with an innocent plea

Verse 3

Dead body in the trunk she told me to drive

I did as she said happy go be alive

I woke up next to the body I had the gun in my hand

Looked up at the cop tried to explain it to the man

(Chorus)

I got framed and I’m doing time doing time doing time (and I been doing time)

She’s a scary one she got me with a gun (she got me with a gun)

I got framed and I’m doing time doing time doing time (and I been doing time)

She got off Scott free with an innocent plea

(Verse 4)

Jury passed a verdict I got 25 to life

(No Uh No)

Judge said if he had his way I’d fry for my crime

(No Uh No)

I had been here 10 years my ex visited then

(No Uh No)

Why did she do it I shouldn’t have stayed Tina’s friend

(No Uh No)

(Chorus)

I got framed and I’m doing time doing time doing time (and I been doing time)

She’s a scary one she got me with a gun (she got me with a gun)

I got framed and I’m doing time doing time doing time (and I been doing time)

She got off Scott free with an innocent plea